February 2012
vegetables-in-a-paper-bag:
adamisasupersaiyan:
What the hell ever happened to Ciara?
I have no clue, but now it’s time to watch her music video for the 1928746932847561849526345th time and just- those legs. oh my g-d, her legs.
Watchvegetables-in-a-paper-bag:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Thank you for teaching me how to respect myself!
I put on two pairs of pants for you so I won’t get deported to Ho Land!!
You can kiss my Ho Ass right there on the pocket.
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
firefly fandom: HA
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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I'm looking for a mad man with a box.
onceupon-a-timelord:
vegetables-in-a-paper-bag:
not only do i want a massage for my birthday, but i neeeeeeeeeed one.
i think all my muscles are gonna snap off my bones like stale rubber bands.
I’m stupid. Here’s the site!!
http://www.kekino.com/
vegetables-in-a-paper-bag:
not only do i want a massage for my birthday, but i neeeeeeeeeed one.
i think all my muscles are gonna snap off my bones like stale rubber bands.
Ke Kino in Plano is pretty cheap and really good.<3
They are a school so you can ask for a student and it’s half the price.
If you want their number send me a message!! I wish I could send you some monies so you...
