Ophelia so bad for yourself.

I really hate NyQuil.

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:19:42 +0900

Had a horrible nightmare last night that was induced by the NyQuil I had to take in order to sleep at the correct time. My husband called me and woke me from my nightmare. I immediately started crying, which then turned into full-on bawling for roughly five minutes. My husband could hear me crying but I got off the phone before I started bawling.

I’d rather not mention the details of the nightmare just because it’s all personal triggery things. But it was an awful nightmare. One of the worst I’ve had in a while and it put in a very vulnerable state. We were supposed to go see The Avengers tonight but put it off due to my mood and my husband wanting to talk me through the nightmare. Talking to him about it is always very calming for me. There is always that release of emotion at the end. I tell him my fears and he kisses my forehead and tells me he’s here now. He won’t let that horror get near me again.

I feel much better about the whole thing now but I am realizing how much my ex ruined for me. Classical music, (specifically violin solos), are hard for me to listen to without thinking about him. The good thing is that whenever he did play he would leave me be. Unless he was playing poorly. Then it put him in a foul mood.

But I think I’m going to try not to give up on classical music. I love it so much due to my love of ballet. I can’t bear to keep away from it just because of some guy who did horrible things. He isn’t worth it.

oemmag: The inside of a violin. I have a love/hate...

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:45:00 +0900

oemmag:

The inside of a violin.

I have a love/hate relationship with the violin. My ex played and due to the abuse he made me endure throughout our relationship I can’t seem to separate the two. He and the violin are intertwined so thoroughly that my love for the instrument itself has been slightly tainted.

fat-birds: pleatedjeans: parrot plays mommy [video] I CAN’T

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:40:33 +0900

fat-birds:

pleatedjeans:

parrot plays mommy [video]

I CAN’T

green—street: holybabyfaces these two are ADORABLE

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:34:53 +0900

green—street:

holybabyfaces these two are ADORABLE

Photo

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:31:39 +0900

jettavegas: Cass <3 (Taken with Instagram at On A Dark...

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:30:54 +0900

jettavegas:

Cass <3 (Taken with Instagram at On A Dark Mountain Hwy)

green—street: artistic-aviary: yaoiguai: boys meowing...

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:30:11 +0900

green—street:

artistic-aviary:

yaoiguai:

boys meowing soulfully

…oh my god

how can anyone on that stage keep a straight face for even half a second?

this is beautiful

green—street: socialistexan: Ooooomg. Someone please get...

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:28:42 +0900

green—street:

socialistexan:

Ooooomg. Someone please get me this.

http://vampirebunnies.bigcartel.com/product/big-marvel-sweet-heart-dress

shit, mila, if i had all the monies in the worlds, this would so totes be in the mail for you rinao

NEED.

green—street: teaandtheatre: bittergrapes: foxxilove: s...

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:28:35 +0900

green—street:

teaandtheatre:

bittergrapes:

foxxilove:

stfuhatemongers:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

Where do they get these ideas? I mean seriously.

Food + sex = messy disaster. I think Cosmo is written by 13 year olds who have never actually seen a penis.

I’m convinced that everyone that works for Cosmo believes that any food item that could even vaguely fit around someone’s genitals must be involved in the sex act at least once.

Like, okay, food’s great, but I seriously do not want to go down on someone’s shish kabob only to find out that they have made it into an actual shish kabob. No. No. I do not like my pleasures to intertwine.

From personal experience, unless your partner has a highly trained mouth, they WILL, at some point, bite your dick. And it will be painful.

tyler, that’s horrific imagery, why would you - TYLER NOW I CAN’T GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

crystalsoulslayer: hawkofmyeye: the last line of my AP government exam senior year was, “For more...

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:22:11 +0900

crystalsoulslayer:

hawkofmyeye:

the last line of my AP government exam senior year was, “For more information the Declaration of Independence can be found on display at the National Archives in Washington DC, provided Nicholas Cage hasn’t gotten to it first.”

pleatedjeans: 11 Time-Traveling Celebrities

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:45:40 +0900

pleatedjeans:

11 Time-Traveling Celebrities

Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers “Hi,...

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:41:41 +0900

Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers

“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tom Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…

… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.

Daniel Craig photographed by Simon Annand UNF.

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:39:11 +0900

Daniel Craig photographed by Simon Annand

UNF.

"I guess I never caught that bug where you’re only supposed to care about your own country or your..."

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:38:38 +0900

“I guess I never caught that bug where you’re only supposed to care about your own country or your own local area. To me, 49 decapitated Mexicans is just as bad as 49 decapitated Americans and I know if there were 49 decapitated Americans in the street anywhere in the country, it would be like 9/11 all over again. It would be the largest news story for years - if it just happened once - but it happens time and time again in Mexico… and I guess as long as Americans aren’t getting decapitated, apparently the rest of the country, and especially our media, couldn’t give a damn and that’s part of what’s sick and wrong with this country’s media. And so, we march on as if nothing is wrong, as if everything is hunky dory, as if the war on drugs makes sense and hasn’t created these grotesque gangs that grow larger and more grotesque by the day - and it’s not because of the drugs. It’s because the drugs are illegal.”

- Cenk Uygur commenting on the 49 bodies that were recently found decapitated in Mexico and on the continued War on Drugs, which has claimed over 62,000 lives since just 2006 (via mohandasgandhi)

Why exactly do we have such a problem with people leaving Mexico to come here, again?

(via crystalsoulslayer)

crystalsoulslayer: kateyedixon: I don’t even watch the show...

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:38:36 +0900

crystalsoulslayer:

kateyedixon:

I don’t even watch the show and I’m mad.

I really do need to get you into that show…

cresscross: bana05: notesonascandal: imancosmetics: The...

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:31:40 +0900

Nicole Ari Parker as Blanche

Blair Underwood as Stanley

cresscross:

bana05:

notesonascandal:

imancosmetics:

The Broadway production, A Streetcar Named Desire has received mixed reviews since its revamped (multi-cultural) debut a few weeks ago. Some critics have even dismissed the effort and labor of director Emily Mann and producers, Stephen C. Byrd and Alia M. Jones as an “infernal all-black production”. The passionate leading cast members Nicole Ari Parker and Blair Underwood address the critics, directly here.

*sigh* “infernal all-black production”, huh? Not in MY post-racial Amerikkka!!!

so it’s okay to white wash characters in movies, plays, photos, and all ” creative redirection” of art but you can’t do a revival with a multicultural focus on casting for a well established and long running play after decades of it being presented with an all white cast?

Oh, I see.

for the record, the same producers did an all black production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof a few years back which I was lucky enough to see and it was just as a good, if not better, than when I had previously seen it on broadway.

mountainburd: blitzkriegcrow: reapersun: my bromance crushes...

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:29:54 +0900

mountainburd:

blitzkriegcrow:

reapersun:

my bromance crushes ;w;

well, before season “let’s talk about our relationship and why it will or won’t be awesome in every goddamn episode” aka season huddy

*gigglesnort*

PRECIOUS

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:29:49 +0900

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
-----
Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
-----
Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
-----
Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
-----
Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
-----
Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
-----
Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
-----
Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
-----
Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
-----
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
-----
Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
-----
Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
-----
Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
-----
Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
-----
Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
-----
Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
-----
Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
-----
Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
-----
Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
-----
Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
-----
Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
-----
Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
-----
Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
-----
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
-----
Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
-----
Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
-----
Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
-----
Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
-----
Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
-----
Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."

verymilkytea: gabzilla-z: akaciel: OH COME ON NOW, YOU WERE...

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:29:47 +0900

verymilkytea:

gabzilla-z:

akaciel:

OH COME ON NOW, YOU WERE ALL THINKING THIS!

GPOY

GOD LOKI YOU’RE SUCH A PERVERT, HE IS YOUR BROTHER.

dinfinite: Banbury Cross

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:29:44 +0900

dinfinite:

Banbury Cross